Funny Quote/Saying

[dis_ill_usion]

Lets hear everyones funniest quote or saying that they heave heard.

You never had me, you never had your toaster!
Granny Slicin' , not double butterin' like you should
Your lucky that 100th slice of rye didn't blow the welds on the bread lift.
Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the crumb tray
And replace the ejector springs you fried!

[darkcontroller]

gotta love it

[eville140]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...."

Also:
"Can you define, for me, the word alone....HE'S GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE WORD ALONE MEANS!!!!....If he doesn't, he thinks the voices in his head, are other people....."

And last:
"Our church had a baseball team and we sucked. So I voted to have the name changed to Off Constantly...That way when the other team won, they ran around on the field yelling, "YAY! WE BEAT OFF CONSTANTLY, WE BEAT OFF CONSTANTLY!!!"

[eville140]

Quoted from Maddox on the topic of the new Star Wars Movie www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net

"To Lucas' credit, he was tacitly shamed into not giving Jar Jar any talking lines in this movie. With Jar Jar's character no longer speaking to annoy you, Lucas filled the void by giving every robot in the movie stupid toy noises. So instead of doing something cool like having the robots chase after screaming children, they pregnant dog and moan and say things like "ow" when they get their prosthetic limbs chopped off. Even worse are the idiots who scarf down these sub-childish morsels of comedic relief, playing into Lucas' shallow theatrics so easily that you could sell these people hookers in a girl thingy storm."

[eville140]

"I'm Rick James, pregnant dog."

"You're family's poor, Kenny!!!"

"Peaceouside"

"Qwer!"

[eville140]

Last one, I promise....for now.....

"Check it out, or go to hell."

[eville140]

in the words of dis_ill_usions "Friends don't let friends drive stock..."